Text Box: Hurry, hurry, step right up, see the lamest show on THE MOON

THE 16TH ROUSING, RABID, AND RUTHLESS RENDITION OF THE MOORMAN BROTHERS AND BRUNETTE AND MAV BROTHERS INC. CIRCUS

(FORMERLY KNOWN AS SNOOPY CUP 16)

WILL BE PILLAGING YOUR TOWN, CITY, VILLAGE AND NEIGHBORHOOD ON ...

saturDAY SEPTEMBER 4, 2004

(labor day weekend) - 2 PM TO ?

AT THE WORLD INFAMOUS BROTHEL AND HOUSE OF ILL REPUTE

BRUNETTE RANCHERO

LOCATED CONVIENTLY AT 259  (FRESHLY PAVED) MOON CLINTON ROAD IN MOON TOWNSHIP ( ALSO FORMERLY KNOWN AS THE USBAA HEADQUARTERS)

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THERE WILL BE LOTS OF WILD INFIDELS, SCRUFFY SCOUDRELS, MANGEY MOOCHERS, LUCID AND LURID LADIES, WANNABE WRASSLERS, HORNY AND HAIRY HOBBITS, DELUSIONAL DRUNKS, VIOLENT VERMIN, TWISTED TERRORISTS, LAME AND LANKY LOSERS, GHASTLY AND GHOSTLY GAMERS, ORPHANED MIDGETS AND VICIOUS KINNIDS. NOT TO MENTION THE BACKGAMMON PLAYERS (DON’T WORRY FOLKS THEY’LL BE IN CAGES) AND A OUR FAMOUS PETTING ZOO REVUE

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COME ONE, COME ALL, RAIN OR SHINE, WAR OR PEACE, MAN AND WOMAN (OR THING), DON’T BE SHY, STEP RIGHT UP AND WITNESS THE AWE AND MYSTICAL AND MOST EXCITING SPECTACLE KNOWN TO US. BE HERE OR BE SQUARE. DON’T BE LATE. NOT RECOMMENDED FOR THE FAINT OF HEART.

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PLENTY OF FOOD, FUN, DRINK AND MERRIMENT TO BE HAD BY ALL. COME EARLY STAY LATE. BRING THE KIDS. BE HERE ALOHA ! WE WILL BE EXPECTING YOU. Lotsa parking and heavy petting IS permitted.

Also, DON’T FORGET the SC16 Pregame Semiformal Social Mixer Gala and Poker Game on Friday September  3, 2004 at the same venue. CHIPS, DIPS, IOU SLIPS, PIPS, PIMPS, and CARDS will be on hand around sixish. As well as LIQUID REFRESHMENTS. Brought to you by the USBAA and NHM Publications.